Saturday, June 18, 2016

A Case of You (2013)

“Success is a myth. Love's the only true currency. After all this is done, all that really matters is how and who you loved.”

            In today’s world we have to much access to so much information about everyone and everything. To sound like an old twenty-eight-year-old fart, I remember when the only technology I had was a shitty Dell laptop, a portable CD player, Napster and/or Limewire, and AOL Instant Messenger. I did not get a cell phone until I was sixteen when I started driving. I did not have a Facebook until I was in my first year of college. I only really started using Instagram last year. I downloaded Snapchat a few months ago but have no damn clue how to use it I just use it to watch my favorite YouTubers and some actors and singers. I got Twitter only a year ago. I do not stalk my favorite celebrities’ social media sites like a lunatic. My Tumblr and other socials are not dedicated solely to one celebrity or band or singer or show.
            What I am trying to get at is I am somewhat tech savvy and I do enjoy social media. But I lived without social media most of my life so far and I believe there is a line that needs to be placed when it comes to how certain people use it. The whole Facebook stalking and Googling other people thing are the most annoying to me. If I want to get to know someone I prefer to speak to them. I prefer getting the ball rolling by asking them basic questions such as their favorite bands or movies or shows or places to go. I feel like stalking someone on Facebook or social media or Google is like looking for movie or TV show spoilers. You already know so much about them it is not fun to actually finally see it. The idea of stalking someone on Facebook backfires on a guy in the 2013 movie A Case of You.
            Sam (Justin Long) is a writer living in Brooklyn. He writes novelizations of movies that have sold pretty well. Sam wants to write his own story that is not based on a movie. He has a hard time starting it but soon finds his inspiration in a local coffee shop waitress named Birdie (Evan Rachel Wood). One day he finds out that Birdie has been fired but the other employee (hilariously played by Peter Dinklage) tells Sam Birdie’s last name and to look her up on Facebook.
            Sam goes home and looks her up and sees what she is interested in. Immediately he begins to listen to the music that she likes, he takes up guitar lessons when he reads her post that she likes guys who play the guitar, and he even reads her favorite books and practically memorizes them. When he finally starts to hang out with Birdie, Sam becomes someone he is definitely not. He is not himself whatsoever and goes along with anything she wants to do and says he likes it as well.
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            All of Sam’s lying winds up backfiring in his face. He actually has the balls to get mad at Birdie when she takes him to a gallery of her favorite artist with bread and wine and cheese that she likes. And then like an absolute idiot I have no sympathy with Birdie gets back with Sam at the end.
            Well, ok, I do have some sympathy for Birdie. It was one hundred percent not her fault that Sam was such a fucking dick to her when he started yelling at her in the gallery. That was such bullshit. I was literally yelling at my TV to Sam that he is the asshole in this scenario he has no right at all to be yelling at Birdie for everything they are doing being her favorite because he was the moron who was not telling the truth and being open with her and communicating the thing he liked.
            As I mentioned before I hate the idea of Facebook stalking. I like Facebook I use it to keep in touch with friends and family I do not get to see all the time and I post pictures of places I go and YouTubers I meet mostly for myself as a sort of journal of what I have done. I do not care if people like my posts or not or leave comments unless I ask a question about something. For me it is literally my own timeline of things I have done and can look back on. I have my Facebook set to private so only the people I choose to be my “friends” can see. I am totally and completely not embarrassed or ashamed of the things I post and I am not scared of what people would see (my mom and other family members are “friends” with me I do not post things I would not want them to see). I have it set to private for people like Sam who Facebook stalk. If I do not know you and have not told you about myself that pertain to what I post on Facebook, you do not get to see that. You will get to know me as I want you to and feel comfortable with. I guess my only real fear is people using what I like and post about (seriously, my posts are mostly pictures of me with YouTubers, pictures of my dog, music videos, and ramblings about music and TV shows. Super boring) against me in any way such as to make fun of me or say that is why I do not get work done (which would be false I am always focused on my jobs).
            I liked this cast I just wish the plot had been different. I really enjoy Justin Long in movies and I was so looking forward to enjoying him in this and I just totally wound up hating his character. Evan Rachel Wood was very good. So much love goes to Peter Dinklage in his small role at the coffee shop worker. He was hilarious. I would watch an entire movie about that character! If Dinklage’s character had been in the movie more I might have possibly liked it somewhat. Vince Vaughn is also in the movie as Sam’s editor or head of the publishing firm Sam works for. To me Vaughn is a waste of space. I find him incredibly annoying and there was no difference here.
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            A Case of You was not to my liking if you could not tell from my rants on Facebook stalking and how much of an asshole I think the character of Sam is. However, I am not going to tell you to not watch A Case of You. Maybe you will like it or maybe something will click with you with the story or the characters. You never know.
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Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (2016)

“Electra Woman and Dyna Girl are going to Hollywood!”

            Ever since I first saw Sydney Bristow on the TV show Alias fifteen years ago I wanted to be a superhero. Granted, Sydney Bristow is not in any way considered a real superhero in the general sense but to me she always will be. Since I am a huge Jennifer Garner fan I of course HAD to see Elektra and after that it was definitely set in stone I wanted to be a superhero like Elektra and Sydney Bristow! Not only were Sydney and Elektra my role models (who am I kidding at twenty-eight they still are!) they became my standards of what I look for in all female characters not just superhero ones. I like the tough chicks who can kick major ass but also have a fierce attitude, some quick wit, compassion, and passion (to name a few: Sarah Manning from Orphan Black, Agent Carter from Captain America, Elektra from Daredevil on Netflix, Jessica Jones, Amy Pond from Doctor Who, Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn Nine Nine). Fifteen years ago there was not a female character on TV like Sydney Bristow before she came along. In those fifteen years more and more female characters and female superheroes like Sydney have come along. Currently it is amazing to see how much fan support there has been for female superheroes to get their own movies and shows. Jessica Jones is beyond brilliant and dark. Wonder Woman is getting her own movie next year. Super Girl has her own show on the CW. People are petitioning for a Black Widow movie. Agent Carter and Hayley Atwell got so much love.
            All these wonderful women came from the traditional medium of TV. Today TV is not so mainstream when it comes to where the younger audiences are getting their entertainment from. One of the most popular sources of entertainment nowadays comes from YouTube and the vloggers who create content on there. I recently came upon this fantastic world of vloggers via Tumblr via Grace Helbig. Helbig and her fellow content creator and best friend Hannah Hart have millions of subscribers and video views behind them. They are part of a new wave of entertainment, celebrity, and influence. When former television producers Sid and Marty Krofft were looking to reboot their 1970s female superhero series Electra Woman and Dyna Girl for the digital space they turned to Helbig and Hart.
            Electra Woman and Dyna Girl begins with Judy (Hart) and Lori (Helbig) sitting in their small cramped apartment in Ohio. Lori is watching TV when a commercial comes on for an energy drink starring the most popular superhero Major Vaunt. Lori says out loud that Vaunt is such a sell out for making a commercial while Judy is sitting at the table working on her latest crime fighting gadget. The two of them are dressed up in their homemade spandex superhero suits sitting around. They go out to get slushies and they are just in time to stop a robbery from occurring. The two superheroes calmly walk up to the robbers with Dyna Girl saying “Well hello gentlemen” and taking out her gadget the Dyna Suction. The suction shoots out and grabs a hold of the one robbers arm and gun but it is a little bit too strong and winds up taking the guy’s whole arm off. After that they both punch the other guy out and put them neatly to the side for the police to come and get them. Electra Woman takes the one robber’s cell phone that he had been recording the robbery with and records herself saying a few things.

            That night Lori’s phone keeps going off. She gets a message that CMM- Creative Masked Management, a superhero agency- has seen their video and wants them to come to Hollywood for a meeting. Lori is all excited about their meeting while Judy is not as excited. She is hesitant because she does not want anything between them to change. Lori assures that they will always be a team and will not change.
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            At CMM they meet with the head of the company Dan Dixon (Andy Buckley from The Office). He wants to completely change their costumes, create new backstories for them, and give them some updated gear. Again, Electra Woman is totally game while Dyna Girl is hesitant and also once again Electra Woman manages to talk Dyna Girl into working with the company.
“That awkward moment when someone gets close… super close.
            The duo become a huge hit in the superhero world… well Electra Woman does anyway. Dyna Girl is now known as Electra Woman’s sidekick when she did not start off that way. Judy gets pissed and rightly so and makes it be known to Lori. That does not go over very well and Lori tells Judy to “spin off”. When Judy does “spin off” she goes to check out a crime scene to see if she can find the new supervillain that has emerged and created the crime scene. Unfortunately, Judy gets kidnapped by the new supervillain known as Empress of Evil.
            Lori finally gets her shit together and sees how much of an ass she was being to Judy when she sees the video of Judy being kidnapped by the Empress of Evil. Lori was so close to saving Judy but she gets knocked out and tied up like her friend by the Empress. Of course they manage to get out of their holds and save the day.
            Grace Helbig and Hannah Hart were excellent. I have to say I was a little worried about how their acting would be after having watched them in their first feature movie Camp Takota (along with their other best friend and fellow YouTuber Mamrie Hart from You Deserve Drink) where their acting was alright at best. I was fortunate enough to have seen the first two episodes at StreamCon in October and all my worries about Helbig and Hart’s acting were put to rest. They were so good. In Camp Takota all three YouTubers were acting as themselves for the most part, there really was not a big stretch between their characters and their YouTube selves. But in Electra Woman and Dyna Girl Helbig and Hart were their characters and I was so happy to see that. It was great getting see Helbig as this out going character with some awesome feistiness and Hart being the conscientious superhero. Even though they were playing their characters perfectly there was still some YouTube Hannah Hart and Grace Helbig in them. Hart loves puns so Dyna Girl had some great puns. Helbig has this smirk just before she is about to say something or thinks something is funny or good. Also in the convenience store scene Electra Woman mentions she won a game of Risk which meant the gadget should have been called the Electra Suction not the Dyna Suction. Dyna Girl quips back to her friend that threatening to puke on the board game does not mean she won. Helbig made a video with her brother a few years back where she told the story about how they were playing Risk and he was losing so he tried to puke on the board.
There are two things I greatly hope for with Helbig and Hart as these superheroes: they help to push the idea forward that there is a market for female superheroes and, most importantly, they inspire young women to be tough, thoughtful, and kick ass just like Sydney Bristow and Elektra inspired me to be all those years ago. Electra Woman and Dyna Girl makes me so happy that young women today have awesome superheroes to look up.
            The costumes were so freaking amazing. Helbig and Hart in many interviews said that when they were discussing the costumes they did not want them to be sexualized they wanted them to look like they could actually fight and throw a punch in. That is exactly what the costumes looked like. If I were to be a superhero in the movies those are exactly the types of costumes I would want to wear. You can believe these women truly kick bad guy ass. I cannot thank Helbig and Hart and the costume team for making the suits the way they did.
            Electra Woman and Dyna Girl is a fun, silly, hilarious superhero movie. Being a superhero and a kick-ass-bad-ass female character fan for so many years it is just incredible to see Grace Helbig and Hannah Hart bringing these types of characters to a younger, wider audience. The whole time watching the movie I thought to myself that if I were fourteen years old watching this now I would be just like I was with Alias and Sydney Bristow without a doubt (which means pictures of EWDG all over my locker and notebooks and posters and pictures all over my room). It is not as dark as Alias or Agent Carter, but EWDG certainly has the heart of both and that is the highest compliment I can give to it. While Electra Woman and Dyna Girl is not a cinematic masterpiece it is something fun and enjoyable to watch. If you are a huge fan of Grace Helbig and Hannah Hart you will surely love the movie (and I am sure you have already seen it a million times just like I have!). If you are a big fan of the superhero genre definitely go check Electra Woman and Dyna Girl.

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